Dumb Cat Story

Was just telling someone about this in a snail mail......

This Fido...I know "But it's a cat!" your thinking. Trust me, her name fits her just fine. I think she grew up with dogs. She actually followed me home from school about 8yrs ago. I was in college and on my way to class when she popped out of the alley. I petted her and kept walking and she followed me all the way down the street. I ended up bringing her back to where she came out of the alley and went into the store and bought her some food because she was going to get run over if she kept following me. Didn't see her until 3 days later when she mysteriously appeared on my front sidewalk and wouldn't leave. She begs at the table, refuses to use the litter box, instead she scratches at the door and goes out in the alley, she drinks from the toilet and eats just about any scraps you give her. She is only a cat in the fact that she looks like one and is as stubborn as one. Right now this pic shows that she is doing a big No No. No cats on my tables. She got caught right before Halloween in this bowl. Last week she was up on my table and decided to push all of the Christmas cards onto the floor. Had them all stacked nice and neat with my address book, labels and stamps and she shoved them off. I picked them up and yelled at her. She got back up an hour later and did it again. Grrrrrrrrrrr BUT God paid her back! The next day she was walking on the table again and walked onto a piece of paper that was half off the edge. Little did she know this small tidbit of information and she walked on it and fell right to the floor. I almost peed in my chair. She sort of gave me this shade look and ran upstairs. She probably went up and found something black of mine to go clean herself on. She has a habit of that too and has given me a few "fur coated" outfits.